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Bitcoin Falls 28% To 6-Week Low

Stoking fears of a potential cryptocurrency bubble, bitcoin has fallen in value below $10,000, bringing it to its lowest level since mid-December. What do you think? “This just goes to show something or other about markets, I guess.” Nathan Keane • Sausage Stuffer “It’s devastating to those of us who thought it would stay strong […]

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Follow-Up Tests Confirm President Trump’s 19 Other Personalities Also Perfectly Healthy

WASHINGTON—After yesterday’s announcement that the president received a perfect score on his cognitive assessment, White House physician Ronny L. Jackson told reporters Wednesday that follow-up tests confirmed that President Trump’s 19 other personalities are also perfectly healthy. “After an extensive psychological evaluation, we’ve determined that Tommy JoJo, Professor O’Shannassy, Officer Pittz, and each of the […]

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Police interview friends of quarterback who killed himself

Washington State quarterback Tyler Hilinski was found dead of an apparent suicide on Tuesday afternoon. USA TODAY Sports FILE – In this Sept. 9, 2017, file photo, Washington State defensive back Kirkland Parker (10), quarterback Tyler Hilinski (3) and wide receiver CJ Dimry (88) pose for a photo after an NCAA college football game against […]

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Kirstjen Nielsen’s Ratings Are Terrible in Her Lame Debut on the National Stage

Rarely is there a congressional hearing in which good (Sen. Lindsey Graham resuming being his own man) and not at all good (Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen defending the indefensible) are played out against each other in such stark relief. Tuesday, the Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing was its own reality show, raw, in real […]

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NBA suspends Rockets’ Trevor Ariza, Gerald Green two games for Clippers locker room incident

SportsPulse: Things got ugly between the Rockets and Clippers on Monday night. USA TODAY Sports NBA reporter Sam Amick explains how it got to this point. USA TODAY Sports Houston Rockets guard Gerald Green (shown) and teammate Trevor Ariza were suspended two games by the NBA.(Photo: Mark J. Terrill, AP) The NBA suspended Houston’s Trevor […]

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Marvel Director James Gunn Offers $100K for Trump to Step on an ‘Accurate Scale’

While the condition of President Trump’s mental health is still up for debate, his weight has become the center of social media attention. Physician to the President Ronny Jackson released the results of Trump’s physical exam on Tuesday, claiming Trump is in “excellent health,” but revealing he could stand to lose a few pounds. With […]

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Susan Sarandon, More Top Actresses on Character Misconceptions, Strange Fan Interactions

Colleen Hayes/FX HAVE VIEWERS MADE ASSUMPTIONS THAT YOU AND YOUR CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON? Yeah, and rightfully so. [Better Things] has all the bones of my life. I’m able to live out situations — “I should have done that,” “What if I said that?” — and do this extension of reality and infuse it […]

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HBO Hack: No New Material Surfaces Despite Threat of Sunday Leak 

The data dump will be delayed “because of some new buyers,” said an email to The Hollywood Reporter purported to be from the hackers. “Some of HBO’s top competitors are negotiating with us.” The hacker or hackers behind the recent HBO breach did not carry through with a threat to release leaked material Sunday. In […]

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‘The Glass Castle’: Film Review

Brie Larson, Woody Harrelson and Naomi Watts star in the big-screen adaptation of Jeannette Walls’ best-selling memoir about her unconventional upbringing. The ties that bind often embarrass or even shame, a near-universal reality that writer Jeannette Walls explored, unforgettably, through the extreme example of her childhood. Her book The Glass Castle — plainspoken, vivid and […]

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14 Barn I Detta Svenska Mamma Tog Henne Till Seniorvård Och Visade Aldrig Upp Igen, Men Hon Gjorde Det Omöjligt

Frida Nilson, en 76-årig kvinna från Sverige, har bott i seniorassistentcentret de senaste tre åren. På sista tiden började alla hennes 14 barn plötsligt visa sin kärlek och hängivenhet, vilket gjorde att damen kände sig som om hon hade fångat sin lycka. Frida Nilson led mycket efter hennes mans död, som tragiskt gick bort för […]